Newspaper offers cash for anti-games sto ...

LinkSome people really try to destroy gaming!! What has the world come to???Newspaper offers cash for anti-games sto ...
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'I played Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, now I hate cubans, hawains. I also deal drugs on a regular basis and engage in the occasional driveby when I feel. I also never stay in jail for long as I just bribe the cops'
Almost hung myself with Nunchuck and wiisports.
Wow, I'd hate to see this become a viable defense. ''Video-games made me do it''. Hopefully people aren't ignorant enough to believe it.
I played on Super Mario Bros and now all I can do is smash turtles and eat magic mushrooms.
i hate chickens...........thanks crysis
I guess people have grown tired of Bat Baby updates and alien impregnations
look at my sig .....
Games like Mario have ruined my life because I have a bad track record with the RSPCA because when I see a turtle I just to squash it, I can't even control myself I just get all cold and hands start shaking when ever I see one. I also think I have to always kill them otherwise there gonna take my girlfriend and then I then I will have to go on a long quest collecting stars and killing more turtles and making the RSPCA hate me even more, plus school wont let me do this, too much homework :cry:. Now don't get me started on Goombas and people with the same coloured skin as them because last time I went to Queens, well lets just say I'm not law binding and I'm not welcome back their or even in that country any more :|.
this is madness
April 1st... ?
I was arrested for shooting a Warthog dressed as a policeman!
I got a good one, my friend played Hitman, got a suit and tried to get into the Hitman business and I ain't making this up and he is an adult. Not some kid trying to play dress up, he went jail by the way.
I accidently killed a bunch of orphans when my Hadouken missed and blew up an orphanage. True story.
Haha, what the hell? I'm guessing this is not a respected newspaper?
bomberman made me a terrorizt
[QUOTE=''InsaneBasura'']Haha, what the hell? I'm guessing this is not a respected newspaper?[/QUOTE] If this is indeed a uk publication I've never heard of it and believe you me I read a lot of newspapers (well I used to anyway).
[QUOTE=''CuDDKiDD'']I accidently killed a bunch of orphans when my Hadouken missed and blew up an orphanage. True story.[/QUOTE]*applause*
so instead of blaming the person for having a weak,unstable mind..they blame the video game :?